A Brief History of John Baldessari erzählt van Tom Waits. Hallo? Geht’s noch cooler?

HELLO WWW, THIS YA BOY HENROCK ALLAH AND IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. WE ALWAYS SEEM TO MEET IN PLACES LIKE THIS. ANYWAYS, THIS PARTICULAR ART THOUGHTZ IS MORE OF LIKE A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OFFERING A PAID SERVICE TO YOU AND YOURS. BUT IMA LET MY VIDEO DO THE TALKING, BECAUSE IF YOU LET ME I’LL JUST KEEP TALKING AND TALKING UNTIL EVERYONE’S LEFT THE ROOM AND SOME HOW MY GENITALS ARE HANGING OUT MY TROUSERS AND THEY GOT BLUE JELL-O ON IT.

Würde mich ja schon interessieren, was passiert, wenn man die DVD bestellt.

WUTUP DENIZENS OF THE INTERNET, NOW OVER THE PAST 2 YEARS ART THOUGHTZ HAS COVERED SOME OF THE INTELLECTUAL TRAPPINGS OF ART, BUT SELDOM DO I OFFER YOU PRAGMATIC ADVICE ABOUT REAL WORLD SCENARIOS THAT YOU WILL ENCOUNTER IN THE FEILD OF ART. SO TODAY I WANTED TO CORRECT THAT BY GIVING YOU GUIDELINES ABOUT THE AGE OLD RITUAL OF YE OLDE STUDIO VISIT, SO WHEN SOMEBODY FEELS SAFE ENOUGH TO BE A ROOM BY THEMSELVES WITH YOU YOU AND DO A VISIT TO YOUR STUDIO, YOU CAN REALLY WOW THEM. GOOD LUCK AND DON’T FUCK THIS UP!

Hennessy Youngman war auch schon mal besser …

The Marcel Breuer Digital Archive represents a collaborative effort headed by Syracuse University Library to digitize over 30,000 drawings, photographs, letters and other materials related to the career of Marcel Breuer, one of the most influential architects and furniture designers of the twentieth century

Und das Ganze sieht auch noch hübsch aus.

The very first step in mastering the Koons casual party patter is to state that the man is a “polarizing figure.” Letting everyone know that you know this will help you either stay in your comfort zone or come out swinging.

Wer bei der nächsten Gelegenheit mit einer fundierten Meinung zu Jeff Koons glänzen möchte, folgt dem Link oben.

Dalí, Van Gogh und Picasso auf dem Seziertisch.
Hübsche Kampagne von DDB Brazil für die Museu de Arte de São Paulo (MASP) Art School.  Dalí, Van Gogh und Picasso auf dem Seziertisch.
Hübsche Kampagne von DDB Brazil für die Museu de Arte de São Paulo (MASP) Art School.  Dalí, Van Gogh und Picasso auf dem Seziertisch.
Hübsche Kampagne von DDB Brazil für die Museu de Arte de São Paulo (MASP) Art School. 

A supercut of inhalations and exhalations from (in order) Willem de Kooning, Barnett Newman, Robert Motherwell, Robert Rauschenberg, Kenneth Noland, Jasper Johns & Larry Poons.

From “Painters Painting”, the original 1972 film by Emile de Antonio, and inspired by the current exhibition at Atlanta Contemporary Art Center, “Paintings Panting”.

Das Internet. Man muss es lieben.